my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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