Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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