I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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