Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Text me some of your sweat
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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