he wants to bone in the snuggie
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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