hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I need moral support for this bender
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize