Got a toothbrush?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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