Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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