STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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