ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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