Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
