it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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