so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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