please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i think we sleep fucked last night...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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