Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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