just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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