problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You are a booty call, not a friend.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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