the new term for farting is butt boxing.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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