Pappa wants mamma naked
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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