butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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