would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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