This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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