Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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