Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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