new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Randomize
