Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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