Dual....:-)
I'm really into asian looking animals
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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