I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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