Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
No stitches, just platelets and will power
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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