he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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