hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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