we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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