I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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