At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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