I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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