If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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