but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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