Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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