i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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