I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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