i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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