i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Randomize
