8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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