woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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