Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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