with your own penis?
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
