I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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