this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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