Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
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