I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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