I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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