Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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