Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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