I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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