Moan for me like Helen Keller
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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